Monday, February 14, 2011

Poem of fulfillment

What happens when you waste,
your entire life eating paste?
Then you move on,
for something way bigger to chew on.
Two double quarter pounders,
 and add in a giant flounder.
We have an example for this life
for it teaches in school, giving us much strife.

Moral: Don't waste your life. Don't eat so much that you might... Never mind. No way you could ever be THAT fat.

Any relation to any person, living or dead, is completely coincidental and is sorely regretted.
(NOT!)

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